While in the Oakland Hills today, I stumbled upon a unique sight. From our parked car, I noticed a turkey calmly walking down the hill. He seemed stunned from the flash of my camera at first, but it didn't stop him from walking right by my car (all while keeping his left turkey eye on me of course).
In fact, even when a car came racing up the hill, do you think it deterred this turkey? Hecks no! He kept his model-like posture (I think it was his long legs) and cocked his head and gobbled as the car past him by, as if to be saying, "Gobble Gobble you're getting a little too close there, buddy... Gobble...!"