Diego has been obsessed with my smartphone lately. I had
When I try to use my phone for functional reasons like making an actual phone call, recording my blood sugar, or reading blogs in my Google Reader app, Diego transforms into a greedy, non-sharing, kicking and screaming toddler. He has claimed all rights to my phone.
Last night, we had an incident where I needed to make a phone call, but he was busy playing Wowfish. Diego did his best performance of Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. Hyde, and finished it off by giving me the evil-eye from the side (10 times worse than the evil eye from the front, and I have yet to catch it on camera).
I got mad and resentful and snubbed him. 20 seconds later, a beautiful dark-haired mermaid appeared on the phone screen and in the sweetest, most angelic voice Diego said,
"Mama!" and he stroked the yellow-scaled mermaid.
All.... was..... forgiven............
Happily being compared to a mermaid instead of his latest: "Mama-vaca" aka - Mama-cow. - Shirley